Daring Venture Enthusiast Gifts

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

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Shoot For The Moon

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Decision Making Block

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

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I'm on a productivity drive.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

Start-Up Team

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

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"Why didn't I think of that?"

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

'Half of what I know is bullshit.'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Clancy: Self-Made Man