Daring Venture Enthusiast Gifts

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Profit

Shoot For The Moon

Decision Making Block

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

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I'm on a productivity drive.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Half of what I know is bullshit.'

Start-Up Team

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

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'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'