Business Concept Lover Gifts

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

The Map of the human brain

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Intelligent dog.

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Management Styles - Inclusive

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

The Earthquake Quarter

"His tail has stopped wagging."