Business Concept Lover Pillows

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

The Map of the human brain

The Rubber Ball Company

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Management Styles - Inclusive

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."

"His tail has stopped wagging."