Business Model Enthusiast Gifts

'Find out what he's up to.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

"As you can see there's good money in Do Do Economics."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Leadership Training

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

The little engine that delegated

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

Working at Home Half Day