Business Plan Enthusiast Gifts

'This is my brilliant concept for a maximum return with zero employment costs! The customers give money to us but we don't give them any products!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Deadline

"I love fast break business success."

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"I think we should try something a little simpler."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

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"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Intelligent dog.

Businessman at the deep end.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

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Business plan.

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"