Business Lover Gifts

"Of course, I'm only distantly related."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

Office temperature.

The little engine that could delegate.

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."