Business Creative Gifts

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

New Ideas in Business.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Sugar Fix.

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

Executive MFA

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."