Business Creative Pillows

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

New Ideas in Business.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Sugar Fix.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"It's a good report, but leave out the link to your Tik Tok dance video."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Executive MFA