Corporate Creatives Pillows

'But the most creative bit of the agency is, of course, the Accounts Department!' Advertising executive addressing a group of art students.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Self portrait.

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Pole Vault Rules

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

New Ideas in Business.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"It's a good report, but leave out the link to your Tik Tok dance video."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'