Corporate Artist Pillows

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Self portrait.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Imagine there's no office...

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

New Ideas in Business.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Business Fishing.

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Ever thought of early retirement?

"It's a good report, but leave out the link to your Tik Tok dance video."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Executive MFA

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."