Creative Corporate Pillows

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Executive MFA

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Parade of Businessmen

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Self portrait.

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'He's a real high flyer!'