Creative Marketing Gifts

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Pole Vault Rules

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Are we overthinking this?"

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

New Ideas in Business.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Sugar Fix.

"It's a good report, but leave out the link to your Tik Tok dance video."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'