Creative Advertising Gifts

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

This Message Has No Content

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Lethal Presentation

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Alpha Seltzer

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'