Creative Campaigns Gifts

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Pole Vault Rules

Children's Imagination

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Are we overthinking this?"