Creative Advertiser Gifts

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

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Get rid of 'new' it's an old word.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Infinity Tavern

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Honesty in retail

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

The Doorway to Ideas

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

They get into debt so fast these days...

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'