Creative Campaigns Pillows

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Children's Imagination

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Are we overthinking this?"

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'