Digital Campaign Enthusiast Pillows

"Good boy."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The following is a paid political announcement.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Advertising on the internet.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"With great power comes great reward."

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

London Olympics.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

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"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Trump promises versus reality.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

Tony Blair

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'