Digital Marketing Aficionado Pillows

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Man doing a search on a computer

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'