Digital Marketing Aficionado Mugs

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Lynching on social media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

CEO with SEO

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I should probably get out more.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Connected to Technology.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Man doing a search on a computer

Internet.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'