Digital Marketing Whiz Pillows

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Gadget geek.

I should probably get out more.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'