Digital Marketing Aficionados Pillows

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Internet.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.