
"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."
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"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."
"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"
"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"
Covid Music
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
At the CD shop.
Guitar.
'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'
Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone
"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'
"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."
"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."
"Well, I have bad news for you, too."
'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'
"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"
"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."
There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.
the Carpenters greatest hits...
Uke Free Zone
"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."
'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'
"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"
The Noisy Neighbours
Sadojazzachists
"I think we're being drummed out of the firm."
"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"
"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."
"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."
It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?
What your acoustic guitar says about you
For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.
'Are you downloading another cylinder?'
"Why do they think we've been shitting on him all these years?"
"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."
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