Music Lover With A Sense Of Irony Mugs

"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Covid Music

At the CD shop.

Guitar.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Uke Free Zone

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"I think we're being drummed out of the firm."

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

The Noisy Neighbours

Sadojazzachists

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

What your acoustic guitar says about you

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

"Why do they think we've been shitting on him all these years?"

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'