Music Lover With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Ladies and gentlemen, it's free and it's s**t...and I'm not talking about the new Coldplay single!

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Note Book

Covid Music

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Loud Chorister

At the CD shop.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Unconventional Music Player

"Greatest Band?"

"So obvious, there all the time"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Velocirappers

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

... Harold at the stomach pump.

Jemaine Clement

The Swan.

'You play Schubert beautifully. Sadly the rest of us are playing Beethoven...'

'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.