
"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"
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"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"
"You too? Wow, Kemosabe. What are the chances we'd both have the William Tell Overture stuck in our heads?"
Ladies and gentlemen, it's free and it's s**t...and I'm not talking about the new Coldplay single!
"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"
Covid Music
Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.
Note Book
'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'
"This next song is also about air-conditioning."
Loud Chorister
At the CD shop.
'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'
"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."
"Greatest Band?"
'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'
'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'
Unconventional Music Player
"So obvious, there all the time"
"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"
"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"
Velocirappers
'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'
The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.
the Carpenters greatest hits...
I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.
"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"
"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."
"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"
Jemaine Clement
"This little song is made up of all my passwords. Hope you like it."
... Harold at the stomach pump.
The Swan.
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