Musician With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Double Saxophone

Rap-scallions

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

No Instruments Please

"Ding" "Dong"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."