Math Enthusiast With A Sweet Tooth Pillows

Jewish Geometry

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Any time is cake o'clock

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'