Arithmetic Aficionado Pillows

'Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator.'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'190 divided by two...'

Jewish Geometry

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."