Arithmetical Adventurer Pillows

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math Dreams

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'190 divided by two...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Common Core Family Therapy

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'