Magical Mathematician Pillows

'Accounting trickes didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'