Little Salesman Gifts

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

SALE

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Changing Room Decisions

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.