Little Statesman Gifts

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Young Picasso at the Beach

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

François Guizot

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Nelson Mandela

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Back to School

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'