Little Showman Gifts

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Jerry's dancing dogs

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

The Abominable Showman...

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'War is heck!'

An interview with Codlin and Short

Elvis

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"Are there any security cameras in the basement?"

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Penn and Teller

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Punch in the churchyard