Mini Stuntman Gifts

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Steve McQueen

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

One!

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Rocking Horse

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"We're here, Harry."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Film Stuntman School

"It must be still charging."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Not again!"

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!