Little Statesman Pillows

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

François Guizot

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Nelson Mandela

Back to School

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."