Love Salesman Gifts

Searching for a gift for a love salesman? Explore our collection of clever and heartfelt items that celebrate the art of selling love. Whether they’re convincing clients or charming hearts, these products infuse humor and warmth into their daily grind. Ideal for romantics with a sales pitch or those who love to spread love in their professional or personal life, our items make delightful surprises for any love-focused salesperson.

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"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products." mockup

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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Larry's used art

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.' mockup

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

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Lethal Presentation

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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The Salesman

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STRIP Hambone: Paper work

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(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop mockup

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

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Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children. mockup

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

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"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?" mockup

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

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"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... ' mockup

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

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Mister Pretty Shoes

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MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats mockup

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!' mockup

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

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"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with." mockup

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?" mockup

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

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