Sales Lover Gifts

'I got it in the Boxing Day sales.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Larry's Literary Market

Customer Convention

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"I got it in the sales."

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"How much is the sign?"

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'It was love at first sight!'

SAGE (unknown model)

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'