Sales Lover Gifts

'I got it in the Boxing Day sales.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

The Salesman

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Customer Convention

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Larry's Literary Market

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I got it in the sales."

Seeing progression motivates.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"How much is the sign?"

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

SAGE (unknown model)

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

'It was love at first sight!'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.