Classic Sales Lover Gifts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

The Salesman

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Moby Dick

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Quentin Tarantino

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

William Tell

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I got it in the sales."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Seeing progression motivates.

Last Chance for Everything.

Neil Young

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Whatever works for you.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Lowbrow Lolita