Classic Sales Lover Pillows

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

The Salesman

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Moby Dick

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

William Tell

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

"I got it in the sales."

Last Chance for Everything.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Whatever works for you.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Lowbrow Lolita

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."