Perfume Salesman Gifts

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Men's fragrances...

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"