Perfume Salespeople Gifts

'-and I suggest you remove all these dead flies before we open,Miss Johnson.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

I miss that new planet smell.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."