Perfume Salespeople T-Shirts

'-and I suggest you remove all these dead flies before we open,Miss Johnson.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'