Perfume Saleswoman T-Shirts

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The antidote is $150."

Brick Salesman

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Sales Secretary

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Guess how much I sold today?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."