Perfume Shopkeeper T-Shirts

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"