Perfume Shopkeeper T-Shirts

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

I miss that new planet smell.