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"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Excess

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"Whore of Babylon?"

'I need a new scent.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.