Perfume Marketer T-Shirts

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Excess

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

CATCHY NAME

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."