Perfume Consultant T-Shirts

"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"