Perfume Consultant Prints

"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"