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'Do you have 'Allure'?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Snake in the grass...

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Excess

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'What luck!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'