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'Do you have 'Allure'?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Snake in the grass...

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'What luck!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'