Perfume Saleswoman Gifts

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The antidote is $150."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Brick Salesman

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Sales Secretary

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."